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The West is big and gaudy
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The laws are very few
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A man can do the living here
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That he hankers to
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Now everybody has a gun
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That's their calling card
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And even when they're having fun
they never drop their guard
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For our entertainment
the barroom is the place
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Every man's a king of hearts
every girl an ace
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That's why we wear the minimum
red garters, hooray
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And to see the maximum
they come from miles away
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With a whoop and a holler
and a dime and a dollar
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I'm a lucky son of a gun
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Wherever I go I guess you know
I tip my hat to none
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I'm just a rolling stone
I wander on my own
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And always take my own advice
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I've traveled every trail
and never been in jail
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'Course I deserved it once or twice
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With a whoop and a holler
and a dime and a dollar
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I'm a lucky son of a gun
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Wherever I go I guess you know
I tip my hat to none
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Kind of crowded, ain't it?
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And when I leave a town
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And get to bedding down
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I kind of wink up at the stars
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Nobody knows my name
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They only know I came
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And drank my weight in all the bars
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With a whoop and a holler
and a dime and a dollar
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I'm a lucky son of a gun
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Wherever I go I guess you know
I tip my hat to none
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I tip my hat
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to none
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-I got you, stranger.
-You sure have, bub.
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-Hey, where is everybody?
-They're up at the big doing.
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Big doing?
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Big doing?
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Yeah, Robin Randall Rest In Peace Barbecue.
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-That's nice.
-I got to stay home.
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I'm being punished.
And just for shooting up the schoolhouse.
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That's too bad.
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Hey, mister, who you gunning for?
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Why, bub, whatever gave you such a notion?
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You're talking to the kid that shot up
the schoolhouse, remember?
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Think I don't know what it means
when a guy wears his six-gun slung low...
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and tied down, like you're doing?
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Come on.
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Come on, boy.
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Whoa!
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Horsie, whoa!
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Whoa, boy!
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Steady now. Attaboy.
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Attaboy. He'll be okay now.
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If you went to all that trouble
just to make my acquaintance...
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I assure you, you wasted your time.
Nothing will come of it.
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Why, ma'am, I didn't make your horse
act up that way.
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-That was Comanche's idea.
-Who's Comanche?
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Comanche is my horse,
only he don't know it.
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He thinks he's people, and he hates horses.
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-Your horse hates horses?
-Yes, ma'am.
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In fact, he's the kind of a horse
that if he was a man...
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he'd be a horse thief.
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So, if you don't mind, ma'am...
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I'll just ride along with you
and catch Comanche...
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before he gets into some bad trouble.
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I guess you had better.
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I don't think
we've ever had a horse in our jail.
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Okay. Come on, boy.
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-It sure is nice to see you again, ma'am.
-Thank you, stranger.
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To see me again?
When did we ever meet before?
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We've never exactly met before,
but I've sure enough seen you an awful lot.
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-When? Where?
-All the time.
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Every place I go. Inside here.
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Where do you come from, stranger?
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Where you going? Why are you here?
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I come from all over,
on my way to everywhere.
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-But first I've got a little job to do.
-What sort of a job?
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You know, in the spring,
in the Osage country...
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millions of flowers grow in the fields
and they're all the color of your eyes.
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You talk real nice, stranger.
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Ki-yi, big doings
had a killing
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Lost a villain
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Robin Randall is
Mr. Randall is dead
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Hallelujah
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Where he went is so remote
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Hallelujah
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He won't need his overcoat
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Ki-yi, big doings
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Folks are buzzing
by the dozen
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And the scandal is
Robin Randall is dead
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-Yes, sir, it's a lovely day, isn't it, folks?
-Yeah!
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Yeah. There you are, Robin Randall,
right where we want you.
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Belly-up and with your boots on.
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Yes, sir, it sure is a lovely day.
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And smell that barbecue.
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Come on back here! Where're your manners?
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You might at least wait till we finish paying
our final respects to the guest of honor.
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-Hurry it up, Jason.
-I'm hurrying. Give me time.
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If I got to make this speech,
I don't want to make it just for myself.
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Now, if we had a preacher...
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I suppose he might try to intercede for
Robin and get him off with a light sentence.
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I, being merely
an attorney-at-law, however...
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can only plead him
guilty of every sin in the book...
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and throw him on the mercy
of that higher court...
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from the judgment of which,
there is no appeal.
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-Jason, that is very nice.
-Thank you, Rafael.
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In a way, Robin has really
fulfilled a lifelong ambition.
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Because besides being a bully,
a cheat, a coward and a horse thief...
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he was also a claim-jumper
and a land-grabber.
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Robin, now you got your land,
six feet of it...
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all to yourself!
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Now, we're gonna leave you,
Robin Randall. We're gonna...
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Jason...
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aren't you satisfied
with one funeral at a time?
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Anybody who rides with Susana...
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without getting my permission
is begging for trouble.
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He's a stranger, Jason.
He doesn't know any better.
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What's upsetting you, ma'am?
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I think you'd better go look for Comanche
before he bites somebody. Goodbye.
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-Giddyap, boy.
-Thanks.
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-Wonder who the stranger is.
-Why don't you ask him?
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It's obvious to me, stranger...
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that you are unaware
of the true nature of these proceedings.
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We're not dedicating a monument.
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We're merely planting a scoundrel
by the name of Robin Randall.
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There's no reason for you
to unnecessarily expose your naked skull...
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to the wrath of the elements.
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Down here in Limbo County, California...
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we remove our hats for very few things
and he don't happen to be one of them.
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Look, mister, no man tells me
what to do with my hat...
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unless he's man enough to wear it.
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-Yeah?
-Yeah.
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I don't think there's room
for more than one body in that grave...
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and he's being neglected.
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So now we leave you, Robin Randall,
resting in the bosom of the Earth...
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the surface of which you've
so long desecrated by your presence.
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The line for the barbecue
forms at the right...
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after which there'll be athletic contests
and games of skill for one and all.
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-You care to join us, stranger?
-Be happy to, ma'am.
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Howdy, stranger. My name is Billy Buckett.
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I know it ain't none of my business,
but ain't you the fellow--
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You're right, Billy,
it ain't none of your business.
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My name is Carberry. Jason Carberry.
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I want a word with you about
that young lady you drove here with.
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I plumb forgot to ask her name.
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Her name is
Miss Susana Martinez De La Cruz.
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-Thanks.
-You're welcome.
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I was about to warn you.
We got two kind of women here.
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She's the kind we tip our hat to.
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I got sense enough to know that.
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Say, didn't you forget
to mention some little thing...
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about the man you just buried there?
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Like maybe he was kind
to small animals, or something?
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The only animals
Robin Randall was ever interested in...
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were the ones he could steal,
such as horses and cattle.
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Was that ever proved against him,
or am I supposed to take your word for it?
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Stranger, I'm not in the habit
of having my word doubted.
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Jason, go get me a plate of barbecue,
will you? I'm starving.
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For you, my love, anything.
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By the way, my name's Calaveras Kate.
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-I don't believe I quite caught yours.
-I don't believe I quite threw it.
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That Carberry sure enough
plays the field, doesn't he?
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You notice he didn't tip his hat, though.
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Look, you.
Out here we've got a triple standard.
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Like Jason said, there are two kinds
of women but only one kind of man.
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Very convenient for men.
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-Yes, ma'am, it sure is.
-Well, it's been nice.
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You'll be moving on soon,
won't you? I hope.
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What's the matter, ma'am?
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You afraid Carberry might do something
to make me shoot him?
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As a matter of fact, yes.
But I wouldn't like it even if he shot you.
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There's been too much shooting hereabouts.
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-Appears to me like you're interested in him.
-Interested!
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He's as phony as a Chinese faro deck.
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Why, the hand he tips his hat with
never knows...
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what the other one's doing and...
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I'd die before I'd let him know it,
but I'm in love with him.
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The big flirting, strutting fathead!
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You know, you could be doing both of us
a mighty big favor...
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if you'd get out of town
before it's too late, mister.
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Sure like to accommodate you, ma'am,
but I just can't.
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I should've known better
than to try to talk sense to a man.
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Men
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A man is stubborn as a mule
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He don't learn half enough in school
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The only thing that drives him is his ego
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A woman likes to criticize
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She wants to dominate the guys
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If she were smart she'd be a man's amigo
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Man and woman
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Day and night
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They always try
to make the other see the light
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A man don't know what's good for him
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A gal jumps in where she can't swim
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Same old thing wherever he and she go
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Man and woman
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Friend and foe
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They're just as far apart as yes and no
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Women
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They like to spend all we can spare
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The woman only wants her share
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But to her that's just an appetizer
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The woman knows how things should be
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Then why ask us if we agree?
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To build you up
we make you think you're wiser
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Man and woman
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Jack and Jill
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They blame each other
when they tumble down the hill
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Why, a man don't know the mess he makes
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A woman never makes mistakes?
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Her worst mistake is letting him advise her
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Man and woman
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Duck and drake
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They each think
they're the icing on the cake
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Men
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Women
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You bite off more than you can chew
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Why, there ain't a thing a man can't do
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I'd like to see you try to be a mother
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Okay, be a mother sure you can
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But just try to be one without a man
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The husband is the better half
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When I hear that I have to laugh
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But the husband is the family head
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The wife can kick him out of bed
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A woman likes to flaunt her shape
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A man is nothing but an ape
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I get my way by acting tough
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I drop my neckline just enough.
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Man and woman
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Sharp and flat
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They never seem to get along
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Even when they're right, they're wrong
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Man and woman
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Dog and cat
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They never think alike and that is that
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That's that
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Calaveras, [ was just fixing
to go get the food.
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I noticed you picked up a couple of dishes.
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Now, I was waiting for you.
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Listen, you're fussing at me,
where's that stranger?
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He's probably off somewhere
minding his own business.
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-Why don't you do the same?
-What do you mean?
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I'm getting sick and tired of you
starting fights over Susana.
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It's time you realized
that anything a man tries to do to her...
246
00:17:25,855 --> 00:17:29,018
-that she can't talk him out of or run away--
-Calaveras.
247
00:17:29,863 --> 00:17:31,797
That's a mighty delicate subject.
248
00:17:31,901 --> 00:17:35,531
It might be delicate to you,
but to most women it's just shoptalk.
249
00:17:36,243 --> 00:17:40,237
Incidentally, what were you doing
with the Dorgan Sisters, talking shop?
250
00:17:40,919 --> 00:17:43,354
No, just talking.
251
00:17:44,493 --> 00:17:48,293
-Jason, will you do me one great big favor?
-Anything you want, darling.
252
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:53,066
Please don't get yourself shot today.
I can't stand loud noises.
253
00:17:53,745 --> 00:17:56,077
You got no cause to talk to me that way.
254
00:17:58,021 --> 00:17:59,511
I'll go get the food.
255
00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:33,253
You know, ma'am, looking at you
is like listening to a violin.
256
00:18:34,593 --> 00:18:39,258
-Why, the music has stopped.
-No, ma'am, you're wrong. It'll never stop.
257
00:18:39,503 --> 00:18:41,733
I'll hear it the rest of my life.
258
00:18:41,841 --> 00:18:46,108
Maybe you are right.
It seems [ can still hear it, too.
259
00:18:47,385 --> 00:18:49,945
-I got to go now.
-Where you going?
260
00:18:50,058 --> 00:18:52,686
I wouldn't try to follow her
if I were you, stranger.
261
00:18:52,796 --> 00:18:54,423
Why, that's just plain silly.
262
00:18:54,533 --> 00:18:57,992
If you were me, mister, you'd do
just what I'm gonna do. Follow her.
263
00:18:58,107 --> 00:19:00,041
I'm warning you. Keep away from Susana.
264
00:19:00,145 --> 00:19:03,706
Unless you've got a better argument
than you've produced so far, Carberry...
265
00:19:03,818 --> 00:19:07,379
-you'd better stand aside.
-All right, stranger, you asked for it.
266
00:19:15,041 --> 00:19:18,477
You seem to be having trouble
finding your six-gun, mister.
267
00:19:19,016 --> 00:19:20,643
Like to use mine?
268
00:19:21,353 --> 00:19:25,187
Congratulations.
That's the fastest draw [ ever saw.
269
00:19:26,664 --> 00:19:29,429
But I'm still warning you.
Keep away from my ward.
270
00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:31,630
-Your ward?
-That's right, my ward.
271
00:19:32,475 --> 00:19:34,000
She was orphaned as a child...
272
00:19:34,112 --> 00:19:37,309
and since then I've been
her legal guardian and protector.
273
00:19:37,819 --> 00:19:40,789
I sure am glad
you didn't make me kill you, Carberry.
274
00:19:40,993 --> 00:19:42,518
She never would have forgiven me.
275
00:19:42,629 --> 00:19:45,758
Then you admit I got a right to find out
what your interest in Susana is.
276
00:19:45,870 --> 00:19:49,602
Interest! Why, man, it's a darn sight more
than just plain interest.
277
00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:52,975
I've been in love with that gal
for the best two hours of my life.
278
00:19:53,084 --> 00:19:55,678
-And I darn near killed you.
-Yeah.
279
00:19:56,557 --> 00:19:57,649
Boy.
280
00:19:59,496 --> 00:20:03,228
You see, Susana's led
a very sheltered existence.
281
00:20:03,471 --> 00:20:05,667
She was brought up to be a lady.
282
00:20:06,343 --> 00:20:08,607
A species of female
which [ doubt seriously...
283
00:20:08,714 --> 00:20:11,445
you've ever encountered
in any great numbers before.
284
00:20:11,553 --> 00:20:12,748
That's right.
285
00:20:13,124 --> 00:20:16,094
So, as her guardian, stranger...
286
00:20:16,664 --> 00:20:20,931
what would you do if some brawling,
uncurried, gun-slinging saddle-tramp...
287
00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:23,265
came to town
and tried to promote an affair...
288
00:20:23,377 --> 00:20:25,505
which might wreck her life
and break her heart?
289
00:20:25,615 --> 00:20:27,606
Why, I'd kill the son of a gun.
290
00:20:29,690 --> 00:20:31,954
Looks like we've reached an agreement.
291
00:20:33,698 --> 00:20:34,961
Looks like.
292
00:20:47,192 --> 00:20:47,335
-Congratulations, my friend.
-For what?
293
00:20:46,888 --> 00:20:49,516
-Congratulations, my friend.
-For what?
294
00:20:49,894 --> 00:20:54,422
You are one of the only two men now
living who ever outdrew Jason Carberry.
295
00:20:54,702 --> 00:20:59,299
I have the honor to be the other one.
I am Rafael Moreno, at your service.
296
00:21:00,047 --> 00:21:01,481
Glad to know you.
297
00:21:03,186 --> 00:21:06,019
What was Carberry's reason
for trying to shoot you?
298
00:21:06,126 --> 00:21:10,256
Sefior, I had wished only to congratulate
you on your success with Carberry...
299
00:21:10,367 --> 00:21:13,393
not to discuss personal matters, amigo.
300
00:21:14,142 --> 00:21:17,840
If I remember, Rafael, I didn't ask you
to discuss anything with me.
301
00:21:18,851 --> 00:21:20,945
Might be you wouldn't
talk so tall, stranger...
302
00:21:21,056 --> 00:21:23,184
if you knew
who this Rafael Moreno really is.
303
00:21:23,293 --> 00:21:25,660
He can shoot the eye out
of a ground squirrel at 50 yards...
304
00:21:25,765 --> 00:21:27,961
and have his gun back
in the holster before it stumbles.
305
00:21:28,070 --> 00:21:31,665
On top of that, he is the greatest barroom
fighter in these here parts...
306
00:21:31,777 --> 00:21:35,680
and I got money which says you don't
belong in the same saloon with him.
307
00:21:37,088 --> 00:21:39,113
Hey, let's get up to the saloon.
308
00:21:39,225 --> 00:21:41,284
Ain't no time for that,
you might change your minds.
309
00:21:41,396 --> 00:21:43,626
Come on, let's do it here, right now!
310
00:21:46,941 --> 00:21:50,002
Get ourselves a toe line made here. Yes, sir.
311
00:21:51,016 --> 00:21:53,951
Are the contestants ready?
All right, come up to toe.
312
00:21:54,555 --> 00:21:56,614
You're first. Ready!
313
00:21:57,194 --> 00:21:58,355
Go.
314
00:22:00,434 --> 00:22:03,460
One, two, three, four...
315
00:22:07,949 --> 00:22:11,908
One, two. Get up, boy. Three, four...
316
00:22:16,967 --> 00:22:19,993
One, two, three, four...
317
00:22:29,827 --> 00:22:32,558
One, two...
318
00:22:34,102 --> 00:22:36,161
three. Get up, boy.
319
00:22:37,308 --> 00:22:39,743
Come on. Steady, boy, steady.
320
00:23:00,420 --> 00:23:01,819
Disgusting.
321
00:23:02,859 --> 00:23:06,318
Sefiorita, I agree with you,
but it is the best I could do.
322
00:23:09,773 --> 00:23:11,935
My amigo.
323
00:23:18,958 --> 00:23:21,325
You sure enough surprised me, Rafael.
324
00:23:21,429 --> 00:23:24,194
You're almost
as good as Billy Buckett said you were.
325
00:23:24,302 --> 00:23:27,101
And you are almost as good
as you think you are.
326
00:23:27,208 --> 00:23:30,439
Greetings, strangers.
Welcome to our community.
327
00:23:30,615 --> 00:23:32,913
I'm Jason Carberry, at your service.
328
00:23:33,186 --> 00:23:36,952
This is Miss Calaveras Kate, the shining light
of our local theatrical world.
329
00:23:37,061 --> 00:23:39,291
Currently appearing at the Red Dog Saloon...
330
00:23:39,398 --> 00:23:41,730
featured in all the latest songs and dances.
331
00:23:41,837 --> 00:23:43,498
A little souvenir for you.
332
00:23:45,912 --> 00:23:47,277
Thank you.
333
00:23:48,584 --> 00:23:51,315
I am Judge Wallace Winthrop of Boston, sir.
334
00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:56,052
And this is my niece, Miss Sheila Winthrop.
335
00:23:56,934 --> 00:23:58,163
How do you do?
336
00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:01,797
-And I am Rafael Moreno.
-And I'm just a stranger.
337
00:24:03,013 --> 00:24:05,277
Do you usually welcome guests
to your community...
338
00:24:05,384 --> 00:24:08,354
by such a disgraceful exhibition
as we just witnessed?
339
00:24:08,456 --> 00:24:11,118
What did you expect on the spur
of the moment? A massacre?
340
00:24:11,229 --> 00:24:13,061
Most of the time, I win.
341
00:24:13,166 --> 00:24:15,533
Why was there nobody in town to greet us...
342
00:24:15,638 --> 00:24:19,597
except a small boy who is being punished
for shooting up the schoolhouse?
343
00:24:19,813 --> 00:24:22,111
And a most offensive little brat at that.
344
00:24:22,217 --> 00:24:24,481
He offered me "a chaw of tobaccer."
345
00:24:25,090 --> 00:24:28,025
The lad is generous to a fault.
346
00:24:28,798 --> 00:24:30,892
What brings you to our fair city, Judge?
347
00:24:31,002 --> 00:24:34,734
1, sir, have the honor to be the head
of the Presidential Commission.
348
00:24:35,277 --> 00:24:39,737
Appointed to study and report
on the alarming increase in lawlessness...
349
00:24:39,853 --> 00:24:41,912
in certain of our western states.
350
00:24:43,159 --> 00:24:45,958
Why, shucks, Judge,
you're wasting your time here.
351
00:24:46,199 --> 00:24:49,066
I don't know. Do you, Calaveras?
352
00:24:50,808 --> 00:24:53,038
Anybody know what he's talking about?
353
00:25:00,962 --> 00:25:05,092
-How dare you?
-As [ was saying, Judge, I...
354
00:25:05,571 --> 00:25:06,766
Judge.
355
00:25:06,907 --> 00:25:10,002
I don't know of any condition
of lawlessness hereabouts...
356
00:25:10,113 --> 00:25:11,672
that warrants your interference, sir.
357
00:25:11,784 --> 00:25:14,651
What about that crime wave
that just passed through?
358
00:25:14,856 --> 00:25:18,156
That? That's just the Patterson boys
shooting it up with the McGregors.
359
00:25:18,263 --> 00:25:21,062
Why, sure. That happens every day.
360
00:25:21,169 --> 00:25:23,137
Ladies and gents!
361
00:25:23,239 --> 00:25:27,176
Choose and grab your partners
for the Sacramento Stomp!
362
00:25:30,387 --> 00:25:33,220
Judge, this is something
you and your niece sure have to see.
363
00:25:33,326 --> 00:25:35,317
One of you boys take care
of the Judge's team.
364
00:25:35,430 --> 00:25:38,024
Miss, if you'll allow me
to help you out here?
365
00:25:38,403 --> 00:25:39,632
There we are.
366
00:25:45,250 --> 00:25:48,276
May I have the honor?
That is, if Jason does not object.
367
00:25:48,389 --> 00:25:50,983
Of course he doesn't.
Here, hold these, Jason.
368
00:26:07,361 --> 00:26:09,329
He's got a gal in Alabama
369
00:26:09,432 --> 00:26:11,093
Got one in old Cheyenne
370
00:26:11,202 --> 00:26:12,601
Loves a young one or a grandma
371
00:26:12,705 --> 00:26:14,434
'Cause he's a ladies' man
372
00:26:14,543 --> 00:26:17,672
Ladykiller loves them all
373
00:26:17,782 --> 00:26:20,877
Ladykiller, see how they fall
374
00:26:20,988 --> 00:26:24,322
He don't give a hoot in Hades
if she's a snooty gal
375
00:26:24,429 --> 00:26:27,694
Treats her like the other ladies
when she's in his corral
376
00:26:27,802 --> 00:26:30,965
Ladykiller loves them all
377
00:26:31,075 --> 00:26:34,306
Ladykiller, see how they fall
378
00:26:43,834 --> 00:26:46,929
If I know that Rafael,
he's doing all that just for you.
379
00:26:47,408 --> 00:26:49,467
I'm not the least bit interested.
380
00:27:07,649 --> 00:27:11,051
Climb aboard my sliver saddle
kiss every girl I see
381
00:27:11,155 --> 00:27:14,523
Before you know it I skedaddle
no gal is roping me.
382
00:27:14,629 --> 00:27:17,655
Ladykiller, that's my way
383
00:27:17,769 --> 00:27:20,636
Ladykiller, that's what they say
384
00:27:45,958 --> 00:27:47,653
Must be the mating season.
385
00:28:42,170 --> 00:28:42,279
-Mighty fine stepping, Calaveras. Here.
-Yes, it was very nice.
386
00:28:41,823 --> 00:28:44,349
-Mighty fine stepping, Calaveras. Here.
-Yes, it was very nice.
387
00:28:44,461 --> 00:28:46,953
-Judge, I think this calls for refreshments.
-Thank you.
388
00:28:47,066 --> 00:28:49,535
-I'm exhausted. Come on.
-Excellent notion.
389
00:28:50,373 --> 00:28:53,365
Get out of my way, you bandit, you!
390
00:28:56,151 --> 00:28:58,848
That Miss Winthrop is fascinated by me.
391
00:28:58,957 --> 00:29:01,688
And I must admit I'm fascinated by her, too.
392
00:29:01,796 --> 00:29:04,925
She's mighty pretty,
but she looks kind of frost-bit to me.
393
00:29:05,035 --> 00:29:06,469
No, my friend.
394
00:29:06,572 --> 00:29:11,271
Beneath that icy exterior smolders
a fire that need only be fanned into a flame.
395
00:29:11,682 --> 00:29:14,049
She still looks kind of frost-bit to me.
396
00:29:22,938 --> 00:29:25,407
You called me a bandit, and you are right.
397
00:29:25,677 --> 00:29:29,477
So, I have come to steal from you
one little smile.
398
00:29:31,087 --> 00:29:33,715
If it'll make you happy,
I'll laugh out loud at you.
399
00:29:33,826 --> 00:29:36,796
I think you are capable of other,
more tender emotions.
400
00:29:36,899 --> 00:29:38,264
Ready, my dear.
401
00:29:38,803 --> 00:29:41,295
I was just inquiring of your so lovely niece...
402
00:29:41,409 --> 00:29:44,379
if there was some slight service
I might do for her.
403
00:29:44,682 --> 00:29:47,208
Yes, go away and leave me alone.
404
00:29:51,595 --> 00:29:54,223
Why did you treat that man so rudely?
405
00:29:55,035 --> 00:29:57,800
-Perhaps it's because I'm afraid.
-Of what?
406
00:29:58,108 --> 00:30:01,408
Him. Me. I don't know.
407
00:30:02,351 --> 00:30:06,811
All contestants will now line up
for the chicken-picking race!
408
00:30:17,614 --> 00:30:19,946
All right, now, you all know the rules.
409
00:30:20,052 --> 00:30:22,350
You grab your chicken and you start picking.
410
00:30:22,457 --> 00:30:26,690
And the lady whose chicken is picked
the most naked at the finish, she wins.
411
00:30:26,799 --> 00:30:29,166
All right, now, line up. No fudging now.
412
00:30:29,705 --> 00:30:31,730
On your mark. Get set...
413
00:30:47,274 --> 00:30:50,801
By unanimous decision of the Judge,
Ginger Pete...
414
00:30:50,914 --> 00:30:53,611
the winner is Mrs. Bear-Who-Fears-No-Man!
415
00:30:54,955 --> 00:30:57,083
I was robbed. I was crooked.
416
00:30:57,194 --> 00:30:59,595
I never stood a chance.
My chicken's breathing!
417
00:30:59,698 --> 00:31:01,962
-Go away, Minnie.
-Minnie is right.
418
00:31:02,237 --> 00:31:04,467
Whoever slipped
that live chicken into the deal...
419
00:31:04,575 --> 00:31:06,669
sure enough cold-decked her. A whole heap.
420
00:31:06,779 --> 00:31:08,941
Did you hear what he said?
Hear what the man said?
421
00:31:09,050 --> 00:31:11,144
Are you calling me a crook?
422
00:31:12,624 --> 00:31:15,025
You can either be a crook
or admit you're blind.
423
00:31:15,130 --> 00:31:17,155
-Take your choice.
-Hold on there.
424
00:31:17,567 --> 00:31:19,501
-We don't want no bloodshed.
-What?
425
00:31:19,605 --> 00:31:20,936
Let me finish.
426
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:23,907
We don't want no bloodshed
so close to the barbecue.
427
00:31:24,148 --> 00:31:26,412
If he don't get his ugly mug
away from mine...
428
00:31:26,519 --> 00:31:27,997
-there's sure gonna be some.
-Reach!
429
00:31:28,021 --> 00:31:28,647
-There's sure gonna be some.
-Reach!
430
00:31:31,962 --> 00:31:34,226
Like to borrow my six-gun, mister?
431
00:31:35,570 --> 00:31:37,163
I could have told you about that.
432
00:31:37,274 --> 00:31:40,972
You know, stranger, I think maybe Minnie
might've been cold-decked at that.
433
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:44,311
-Just a little bit.
-You're my lover-duck.
434
00:31:44,421 --> 00:31:47,118
Say, ain't you from down Pike County way?
435
00:31:47,260 --> 00:31:49,661
Why, yeah, Minnie,
at one time I lived down that way.
436
00:31:49,765 --> 00:31:51,494
Now, I know who you are.
437
00:31:51,602 --> 00:31:54,435
I'd never mistake
that Randall draw anywhere.
438
00:31:54,541 --> 00:31:56,305
Randall!
439
00:31:59,551 --> 00:32:02,486
-Your name's Randall?
-Why, yeah, come, to think of it.
440
00:32:02,591 --> 00:32:03,752
Reb Randall.
441
00:32:03,859 --> 00:32:06,590
I guess I just plumb forgot
to mention it before, Billy.
442
00:32:06,699 --> 00:32:08,463
Guess [ know why, too.
443
00:32:09,871 --> 00:32:12,806
What you gonna do about the man
which killed your brother?
444
00:32:12,911 --> 00:32:17,678
First of all, I guess I'll just have to find out
who did kill my brother, Billy.
445
00:32:21,662 --> 00:32:24,029
Why does the burden
of tracking down the murderer...
446
00:32:24,134 --> 00:32:27,695
fall upon that poor, bereaved young man?
Where's your sheriff?
447
00:32:27,841 --> 00:32:30,606
Down here in Limbo County, Judge,
we don't need no sheriff...
448
00:32:30,713 --> 00:32:33,182
to take care of anyone
which kills one of our brothers.
449
00:32:33,286 --> 00:32:36,620
Do you mean Reb Randall proposes
to take the law into his own hands?
450
00:32:36,725 --> 00:32:39,194
You don't understand
about Western chivalry, Judge.
451
00:32:39,298 --> 00:32:41,494
Why, Reb there was willing
to kill Ginger Pete...
452
00:32:41,602 --> 00:32:44,196
over a common
ordinary chicken-picking race.
453
00:32:44,308 --> 00:32:46,777
So unless somebody discourages him...
454
00:32:47,012 --> 00:32:49,913
what do you think he'll do to the man
who shot his brother?
455
00:32:50,018 --> 00:32:51,349
You mean...
456
00:32:57,233 --> 00:32:59,395
I make it clear enough
457
00:32:59,504 --> 00:33:01,632
I don't take any guff
458
00:33:01,742 --> 00:33:04,734
And that's the way I've always been
459
00:33:06,118 --> 00:33:10,453
And if some ornery pup
should get my dander up
460
00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:14,053
Please notify his next of kin
461
00:33:14,167 --> 00:33:16,465
With a whoop and a holler
and a dime and a dollar
462
00:33:16,572 --> 00:33:18,631
I'm a lucky son of a gun
463
00:33:18,743 --> 00:33:22,771
Wherever I go I guess you know
I tip my hat to none
464
00:33:23,085 --> 00:33:25,315
With a whoop and a holler
and a dime and a dollar
465
00:33:25,423 --> 00:33:27,323
I'm a lucky son of a gun
466
00:33:30,106 --> 00:33:32,507
-Hiya, duck.
-Hiya, Minnie. This a hotel?
467
00:33:32,610 --> 00:33:36,103
Sure thing, duck,
and every room guaranteed coyote-proof.
468
00:33:37,153 --> 00:33:40,487
Say, Minnie, you got any notion
who killed my brother?
469
00:33:41,228 --> 00:33:45,096
Only notion what come
to Minnie's mind is old Indian proverb.
470
00:33:45,202 --> 00:33:46,431
Proverb?
471
00:33:47,006 --> 00:33:49,634
Only a fool risks his neck
for the sake of honor.
472
00:33:49,744 --> 00:33:52,611
The wise man never
fight over anything he can't eat...
473
00:33:52,717 --> 00:33:55,345
put in his pocket or make love to.
474
00:33:55,823 --> 00:33:58,258
-I don't quite follow you, Min.
-You don't have to.
475
00:33:58,362 --> 00:34:00,626
I'll take this hay-burner to the barn.
476
00:34:11,521 --> 00:34:15,788
-Hello, stranger.
-Why, hello, Miss De La Cruz.
477
00:34:16,398 --> 00:34:18,594
-You live here?
-Yes, [ do.
478
00:34:19,037 --> 00:34:22,496
-Your name's Reb Randall, isn't it?
-You know, huh?
479
00:34:22,643 --> 00:34:25,578
Why, I saw what happened
between you and Jason, Reb.
480
00:34:25,716 --> 00:34:27,047
Was it about me?
481
00:34:28,322 --> 00:34:29,756
You know, Susana...
482
00:34:29,858 --> 00:34:33,192
that Carberry's sure enough
got your best interests at heart.
483
00:34:33,465 --> 00:34:36,059
I'm a whole heap glad
he didn't make me kill him.
484
00:34:36,171 --> 00:34:38,139
Reb, would you have killed him?
485
00:34:39,644 --> 00:34:41,112
What in the world is that?
486
00:34:41,214 --> 00:34:43,706
I guess Comanche
just done bit Minnie Redwing.
487
00:34:43,819 --> 00:34:45,810
I guess he just done did.
488
00:34:48,262 --> 00:34:53,098
Susana, when Rafael outdrew Carberry,
was it over you?
489
00:34:54,007 --> 00:34:56,977
-Rafael smiles at all women.
-I noticed that.
490
00:34:57,380 --> 00:35:00,907
Besides, Jason means well,
but he interferes too much.
491
00:35:01,021 --> 00:35:04,753
How can a girl ever know her own heart
if somebody goes around threatening...
492
00:35:04,861 --> 00:35:07,296
to shoot every man who even looks at her?
493
00:35:07,567 --> 00:35:09,558
Don't you worry none, Susana...
494
00:35:09,871 --> 00:35:12,670
I won't let anything happen
to him while I'm here.
495
00:35:12,777 --> 00:35:15,246
-Who?
-Why, Rafael, of course.
496
00:35:15,483 --> 00:35:16,678
Rafael!
497
00:35:17,553 --> 00:35:20,579
You mean that if I decided
it was Rafael I like...
498
00:35:21,361 --> 00:35:25,229
-that you'd protect him just for me?
- Isure would.
499
00:35:25,536 --> 00:35:28,904
Of course I might have
to kill Jason Carberry a little bit, but--
500
00:35:29,010 --> 00:35:31,638
Reb, how could you be so dense?
501
00:35:31,748 --> 00:35:34,911
-You mad at me, Susana?
-How do I know?
502
00:35:35,155 --> 00:35:38,887
Go ask Jason Carberry.
He does all my thinking for me.
503
00:36:08,890 --> 00:36:12,986
Stop this! Stop this rowdyism!
504
00:36:13,332 --> 00:36:14,822
Stop it, I say!
505
00:36:15,069 --> 00:36:18,596
Mr. Carberry, this is
the most disgraceful den of iniquity...
506
00:36:18,709 --> 00:36:21,542
it has ever been my pleasure to witness.
507
00:36:21,648 --> 00:36:24,549
Greetings, oh, great white Father!
508
00:36:25,055 --> 00:36:28,582
I'm not the President of the United States.
I'm merely his humble servant.
509
00:36:28,695 --> 00:36:31,858
What do you mean, sir,
by serving ladies at the bar?
510
00:36:31,969 --> 00:36:34,233
That's no lady, that's Minnie Redwing.
511
00:36:34,808 --> 00:36:36,640
Ain't that a whizzer, lover?
512
00:36:38,348 --> 00:36:40,942
How's your crime wave
coming along, Judge?
513
00:36:41,054 --> 00:36:44,615
-So you admit there is a crime wave?
-What crime are you referring to?
514
00:36:44,727 --> 00:36:47,162
The way you're running
this town is a crime in itself.
515
00:36:47,266 --> 00:36:51,328
Why, for instance, have you done nothing
to find out who killed Robin Randall?
516
00:36:51,441 --> 00:36:53,910
His brother will take care of that
and when he does...
517
00:36:54,013 --> 00:36:57,916
we'll have ourselves a barbecue,
with athletic contests for one and all.
518
00:36:58,021 --> 00:37:01,116
-I'd like to tell you exactly what I think--
-Save your breath.
519
00:37:01,227 --> 00:37:03,889
No matter what you say,
I'm a cinch to disagree with you.
520
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:07,231
Furthermore, he'll oppose with his life
your right to say it.
521
00:37:07,339 --> 00:37:08,534
What's the trouble, Judge?
522
00:37:08,642 --> 00:37:11,942
The trouble is that everyone in this town
seems to consider it inevitable...
523
00:37:12,049 --> 00:37:16,145
that Reb Randall not only will, but should
kill the man who shot his brother.
524
00:37:16,291 --> 00:37:17,281
Why?
525
00:37:17,393 --> 00:37:21,421
In a moment, Judge, you're gonna be
hearing all about the Code of the West.
526
00:37:24,574 --> 00:37:27,874
So, if you'll pardon me now,
I'll be leaving. I've heard it.
527
00:37:30,519 --> 00:37:33,352
Yes, sir, Judge, the Code of the West...
528
00:37:33,458 --> 00:37:35,825
which says that a man's
got to go and kill the man...
529
00:37:35,930 --> 00:37:39,867
which killed his brother, even if he
was a no-good polecat like Robin Randall.
530
00:37:39,972 --> 00:37:43,340
Obviously Reb doesn't think
his brother was a no-good polecat!
531
00:37:43,512 --> 00:37:44,877
You're right there, lover.
532
00:37:44,982 --> 00:37:47,781
Why, even Reb said
no self-respecting polecat...
533
00:37:47,888 --> 00:37:50,186
would have been caught dead
with that Robin Randall.
534
00:37:50,292 --> 00:37:53,785
You mean Reb is expected to risk his life
over a brother he didn't like?
535
00:37:53,900 --> 00:37:56,699
Surely even your barbaric code must take...
536
00:37:57,673 --> 00:38:00,472
Must take extenuating circumstances
into account.
537
00:38:00,579 --> 00:38:03,605
What difference does it make
whether or not Reb liked his brother?
538
00:38:03,719 --> 00:38:05,551
A code's a code.
539
00:38:05,656 --> 00:38:07,988
You're darn tooting,
and you go messing around with it...
540
00:38:08,094 --> 00:38:09,789
the whole thing falls flat on its face.
541
00:38:09,898 --> 00:38:10,956
As if you was to say:
542
00:38:11,067 --> 00:38:13,092
"You shouldn't run away
with your neighbor's wife...
543
00:38:13,205 --> 00:38:16,732
"except under extenuating circumstances,
such as her husband being out of town."
544
00:38:16,846 --> 00:38:19,042
The Code of the West
don't make no provisions...
545
00:38:19,150 --> 00:38:20,879
for no extenuating circumstances.
546
00:38:20,987 --> 00:38:25,515
If you believe in it, you got to live by it,
with no ifs, ands, or buts!
547
00:38:25,629 --> 00:38:29,964
That's why Reb Randall's got to go out
and kill the man which killed his brother.
548
00:38:31,842 --> 00:38:33,401
That reminds me, Billy...
549
00:38:33,511 --> 00:38:36,105
this man who killed
your brother is still alive.
550
00:38:36,217 --> 00:38:39,778
As a matter of fact, you did not
even bother to find out who he is.
551
00:38:39,892 --> 00:38:41,917
How you account for that?
552
00:38:42,764 --> 00:38:45,961
-Because Billy's a coward.
-That's right, I'm a coward.
553
00:38:46,070 --> 00:38:49,506
That's why I've lived to pat so many
brave men in the face with a shovel.
554
00:38:49,610 --> 00:38:53,274
-You could be next, Rafael.
-What do you mean by that, amigo?
555
00:38:53,618 --> 00:38:56,315
It's just a darn good thing
for you that I am a coward...
556
00:38:56,424 --> 00:38:58,188
else I might start talking.
557
00:39:00,232 --> 00:39:02,064
-Buckett.
-Yeah?
558
00:39:04,373 --> 00:39:06,034
What did you say?
559
00:39:06,377 --> 00:39:09,403
I'm the quietest man you ever heard.
Put that thing away.
560
00:39:09,517 --> 00:39:12,851
It's liable to go off and hurt somebody.
Here come the girls.
561
00:39:20,572 --> 00:39:24,099
Hiya Pete, hiya Jim
howdy Joe, howdy Slim
562
00:39:24,213 --> 00:39:27,376
We know what you've been missing
while you've been on the trail
563
00:39:27,486 --> 00:39:30,820
We're mighty glad you're back in town
and keeping out of jail
564
00:39:30,927 --> 00:39:33,897
Put the red eye down and drop your gun
565
00:39:34,100 --> 00:39:37,559
We're gonna have a little fun
and it's coming to you
566
00:39:40,813 --> 00:39:42,781
Hey, all you roaring cowboys
567
00:39:42,884 --> 00:39:44,579
You got a treat tonight
568
00:39:44,688 --> 00:39:48,522
Red garters on a dancing girl
what a pretty sight
569
00:39:49,497 --> 00:39:53,161
Come on, you busy drinkers
and blow away the foam
570
00:39:53,271 --> 00:39:57,504
Red garters on a dancing girl
you'll never see at home
571
00:39:58,348 --> 00:40:01,613
I'm feeling friendly
and full of spice
572
00:40:01,722 --> 00:40:05,522
But don't grab the package
or touch the merchandise
573
00:40:05,630 --> 00:40:09,191
Hey all you men from Leadville
and you from Laramie
574
00:40:09,303 --> 00:40:13,137
Red garters on a dancing girl
got them from Paree
575
00:40:13,244 --> 00:40:17,181
Red garters on a dancing girl
are what you came to see
576
00:40:17,286 --> 00:40:20,688
Started off in Yonkers
dressed from head to toe
577
00:40:20,793 --> 00:40:24,593
Then I dropped my bustle off
South of Buffalo
578
00:40:28,541 --> 00:40:32,409
Took off a dozen petticoats
in Altoona, Penn.
579
00:40:32,516 --> 00:40:36,384
It got so hot in Illinois
dropped another ten
580
00:40:36,491 --> 00:40:40,189
In Kansas let my hair down
same in loway
581
00:40:40,298 --> 00:40:44,030
Finally got in fighting shape in California
582
00:40:44,140 --> 00:40:47,974
And here I wear the minimum
Red garters, hooray
583
00:40:48,081 --> 00:40:51,949
And to see the maximum
they come from miles away
584
00:40:55,462 --> 00:40:59,330
Hey, you tobacco drummers
who said this town is tame
585
00:40:59,436 --> 00:41:03,566
Red garters on a dancing girl
aren't you glad you came?
586
00:41:04,113 --> 00:41:07,845
I've never been to Broadway
I just don't fit the part
587
00:41:07,954 --> 00:41:11,754
Red garters on a dancing girl
now that's what I call art
588
00:41:13,331 --> 00:41:16,665
Don't tell the sheriff
I'm breaking laws
589
00:41:16,772 --> 00:41:20,936
Because you'll find the sheriff
leading the applause
590
00:41:22,517 --> 00:41:26,317
I know your eyes will bug out
your chest is gonna heave
591
00:41:26,424 --> 00:41:30,258
I'm gonna toss my garters out
snap them on your sleeve
592
00:41:30,365 --> 00:41:32,766
Red garters on a dancing girl!
593
00:41:32,870 --> 00:41:36,568
That's the main event of entertainment
594
00:41:36,678 --> 00:41:40,546
Red garters
Red garters
595
00:41:40,653 --> 00:41:44,487
Red garters on me
596
00:41:53,105 --> 00:41:55,369
I'll meet you both right after dinner...
597
00:41:55,476 --> 00:41:58,411
and whatever you do,
be careful of Calaveras.
598
00:42:00,052 --> 00:42:01,577
We were just talking about you.
599
00:42:01,689 --> 00:42:05,250
-I'd like to talk about you, Jason.
-Delighted, sure, my dear.
600
00:42:07,934 --> 00:42:11,598
What was it about me that you wanted
to talk to me about, Calaveras?
601
00:42:12,009 --> 00:42:14,706
There's bound to be another killing
around here, Jason.
602
00:42:14,815 --> 00:42:16,840
Followed by another barbecue...
603
00:42:16,952 --> 00:42:19,444
with an empty place for the guest of honor.
604
00:42:20,593 --> 00:42:21,617
Well?
605
00:42:21,729 --> 00:42:24,721
I was wondering if this time
you intend to do anything about it.
606
00:42:24,835 --> 00:42:26,894
-Why should I?
-To please me!
607
00:42:27,406 --> 00:42:30,068
I'm getting sick and tired of barbecues.
608
00:42:30,379 --> 00:42:33,405
I can't stand the sauce
they put on the meat.
609
00:42:35,757 --> 00:42:37,657
What do you want me to do about it?
610
00:42:37,761 --> 00:42:40,662
Simply send word to whoever it was
that killed Robin Randall...
611
00:42:40,767 --> 00:42:42,929
to get out of town
until this thing blows over.
612
00:42:43,038 --> 00:42:46,030
If I did that I'd be knuckling
under to that pompous windbag...
613
00:42:46,144 --> 00:42:47,475
of a judge from Boston.
614
00:42:47,581 --> 00:42:50,607
In addition to which, you'd be mighty
unpopular with your constituents...
615
00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:52,620
if you interfered with their precious right...
616
00:42:52,724 --> 00:42:55,216
to murder one another
whenever things get dull around here.
617
00:42:55,329 --> 00:42:56,728
Isn't that correct?
618
00:42:56,832 --> 00:42:58,493
According to the Code...
619
00:42:58,603 --> 00:43:00,970
when one man kills another
in an affair of honor...
620
00:43:01,074 --> 00:43:02,405
it's not murder.
621
00:43:02,510 --> 00:43:06,777
That, Jason, would be small consolation
to a lonely widow on a cold night.
622
00:43:06,885 --> 00:43:08,876
Now, Calaveras.
623
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:13,054
Shouldn't T leave
until you've finished dressing?
624
00:43:13,164 --> 00:43:14,359
Why, for heaven's sake?
625
00:43:14,468 --> 00:43:16,402
Somebody might come in
and find us like this.
626
00:43:16,505 --> 00:43:19,338
If it'll make you feel at home,
just put your hat back on.
627
00:43:19,444 --> 00:43:21,105
I was only thinking of your reputation.
628
00:43:21,214 --> 00:43:24,650
What are you thinking of when you're
horsing around with the Dorgan sisters...
629
00:43:24,755 --> 00:43:25,813
in full view of the public?
630
00:43:25,923 --> 00:43:29,416
Now, Calaveras,
you know they don't mean anything.
631
00:43:29,531 --> 00:43:31,363
-They're just merely--
-Yes, I know.
632
00:43:31,468 --> 00:43:32,958
Bless their dear little hearts.
633
00:43:33,071 --> 00:43:34,800
Whereas you're a lady.
634
00:43:34,908 --> 00:43:37,969
You know darn good and well
I earn my living by singing in a saloon.
635
00:43:38,081 --> 00:43:39,173
Yes, but--
636
00:43:39,283 --> 00:43:41,615
You know that every man
who buys champagne for me...
637
00:43:41,722 --> 00:43:44,919
expects more for his investment
than was ever trampled out of a grape.
638
00:43:45,028 --> 00:43:45,995
But, Calaveras--
639
00:43:46,097 --> 00:43:48,657
Does the mere fact
that I disappoint them make me a lady?
640
00:43:48,769 --> 00:43:50,362
-Yes.
-Why?
641
00:43:50,673 --> 00:43:52,641
Because I love you, that's why.
642
00:43:53,713 --> 00:43:56,205
So your love
for me makes me a lady, does it?
643
00:43:56,819 --> 00:43:59,720
-I wish I could do as much for you.
-What do you mean by that?
644
00:43:59,825 --> 00:44:02,624
Look, Jason, I asked you
for a favor a little while ago.
645
00:44:02,731 --> 00:44:04,358
Are you willing to make a stab at it?
646
00:44:04,468 --> 00:44:07,836
-Calaveras, that's asking too much.
-Goodbye, Jason.
647
00:44:07,941 --> 00:44:10,535
You might at least give me a chance
to think it over.
648
00:44:10,646 --> 00:44:12,637
When you've reached a decision, come back.
649
00:44:12,751 --> 00:44:14,742
I told you I love you.
What more do you want?
650
00:44:14,855 --> 00:44:16,983
-Goodbye, Jason.
-I'm gonna...
651
00:44:18,429 --> 00:44:19,396
So long!
652
00:44:30,185 --> 00:44:34,053
-Hey, what'd you do to Jason, duck?
-I caught him with his hat off.
653
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:37,528
Sometimes you treat
that man shameful. Why?
654
00:44:37,634 --> 00:44:41,070
Because of six innocent kids
who deserve to grow up in a decent town...
655
00:44:41,174 --> 00:44:43,040
and be proud of their father.
656
00:44:43,612 --> 00:44:47,981
-Which six kids?
-Mine and Jason's, of course.
657
00:44:49,256 --> 00:44:52,226
-Well, well, well.
-And don't ask me their names.
658
00:44:52,330 --> 00:44:54,765
The poor little devils
haven't even been born vet.
659
00:44:54,868 --> 00:44:57,929
And the way things look,
I don't think they ever will be.
660
00:44:58,041 --> 00:45:00,169
Well, well, well, well, well!
661
00:45:01,047 --> 00:45:02,014
Well!
662
00:45:28,636 --> 00:45:31,196
What kind of holiday falls on July 13?
663
00:45:31,308 --> 00:45:34,608
It's the anniversary of the one and only
battle ever fought in Limbo County.
664
00:45:34,714 --> 00:45:37,706
-Who fought it?
-White men and Indians, who else?
665
00:45:37,887 --> 00:45:40,288
-Who won?
-Who won?
666
00:45:40,426 --> 00:45:44,590
Well, I ain't bragging, but that battle
set the palefaces back 10 years.
667
00:45:44,701 --> 00:45:47,966
And my grandmother's
got a trunk full of scalps to prove it.
668
00:45:48,074 --> 00:45:51,874
Around here, we'd celebrate
the anniversary of a smallpox epidemic...
669
00:45:51,982 --> 00:45:53,780
just for an excuse to dance.
670
00:45:53,886 --> 00:45:55,854
Who's going to dance with whom?
671
00:45:56,057 --> 00:45:59,322
It seems to me
this town's been deserted for a whole week.
672
00:45:59,431 --> 00:46:01,331
It seems that way to me, too.
673
00:46:01,668 --> 00:46:05,935
I don't know. I haven't noticed
any startling decrease in the population...
674
00:46:06,043 --> 00:46:09,741
excepting for the absence of Reb Randall
and Rafael Moreno.
675
00:46:14,260 --> 00:46:18,356
A girl should never plan
On hitching with a man
676
00:46:18,636 --> 00:46:21,128
Who's used to roaming near and far
677
00:46:22,977 --> 00:46:27,244
I'm just not worthy of
The gal I'd like to Jove
678
00:46:27,387 --> 00:46:30,652
Of course there ain't no men who are
679
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:33,320
With a whoop and a holler
And a dime and a dollar
680
00:46:33,432 --> 00:46:35,298
I'm a lucky son of a gun
681
00:46:35,536 --> 00:46:37,664
Wherever I go
I guess you know
682
00:46:37,774 --> 00:46:39,435
I tip my hat to none
683
00:46:39,544 --> 00:46:42,138
With a whoop and a holler
And a dime and a dollar
684
00:46:42,250 --> 00:46:44,218
I'm a lucky son of a gun
685
00:46:44,621 --> 00:46:48,455
I tip my hat
686
00:46:48,962 --> 00:46:53,195
to one
687
00:46:55,943 --> 00:47:00,574
Greetings, my lovely ones.
As you observe, we have returned.
688
00:47:00,686 --> 00:47:03,246
We were not
by any chance missed, were we?
689
00:47:03,459 --> 00:47:06,224
You weren't missed, and for my part,
it wasn't by any chance.
690
00:47:06,331 --> 00:47:07,992
I didn't miss you on purpose.
691
00:47:08,101 --> 00:47:11,594
How can anyone miss anybody
when nobody said goodbye to anybody?
692
00:47:11,942 --> 00:47:14,343
Well, we kind of left
on the spur of the moment.
693
00:47:14,447 --> 00:47:16,541
What were you looking for, a bank to rob?
694
00:47:16,651 --> 00:47:20,383
Reb was looking for this person
who so carelessly killed his brother.
695
00:47:20,593 --> 00:47:23,688
I went along to see that
he did not shoot the wrong man.
696
00:47:23,866 --> 00:47:25,527
Our search was a failure.
697
00:47:25,803 --> 00:47:30,104
But we are not discouraged.
This person might be at the big dance.
698
00:47:30,513 --> 00:47:32,880
You ladies, I hope,
plan to attend this dance?
699
00:47:32,984 --> 00:47:35,919
Don't look at me. I didn't kill Reb's brother.
700
00:47:47,980 --> 00:47:49,448
Where are you off to, Susana?
701
00:47:49,551 --> 00:47:53,454
-I was just going to get ready for the dance.
-Susana, [ forbid it.
702
00:47:53,559 --> 00:47:56,688
You can't keep Susana away
from certain persons all her life.
703
00:47:56,798 --> 00:47:58,892
Especially if she's been
crying her heart out...
704
00:47:59,002 --> 00:48:01,130
over a certain one of them
every night this week.
705
00:48:01,241 --> 00:48:02,436
Is this true?
706
00:48:02,543 --> 00:48:05,444
All I can say is
that every time I look at him...
707
00:48:05,549 --> 00:48:07,745
I know that the most
I ever want out of life...
708
00:48:07,854 --> 00:48:11,381
is to cook his meals and wash his clothes...
709
00:48:11,494 --> 00:48:14,429
and mend his socks and scrub his back...
710
00:48:14,534 --> 00:48:16,195
for as long as he lives.
711
00:48:16,304 --> 00:48:19,604
-Susana, you mean...
-Yup!
712
00:48:22,683 --> 00:48:25,084
Oh, I wish I could have said that.
713
00:48:27,159 --> 00:48:30,754
-Susana, go ahead to the dance.
-No, she don't.
714
00:48:30,866 --> 00:48:33,927
If Jason insists on butting in,
let him scrub Reb Randall's back.
715
00:48:34,039 --> 00:48:35,473
-Thank you.
-Don't you dare.
716
00:48:35,576 --> 00:48:36,600
Go on, Susana.
717
00:48:36,711 --> 00:48:39,112
I don't like this, Calaveras.
I don't like it at all.
718
00:48:39,217 --> 00:48:40,878
Look, if we're gonna have a battle...
719
00:48:40,986 --> 00:48:43,921
let's fight over something more important
than who scrubs whose back.
720
00:48:44,026 --> 00:48:46,085
-Such as what?
-Such as barbecues.
721
00:48:46,197 --> 00:48:47,596
You're gonna start that again?
722
00:48:47,700 --> 00:48:50,397
You told me you were going
to think a certain matter over.
723
00:48:50,506 --> 00:48:52,838
Reb hasn't found out
who killed his brother yet.
724
00:48:52,944 --> 00:48:55,311
What are you gonna do
when he does find out?
725
00:48:55,416 --> 00:48:57,077
Well, you know the Code.
726
00:48:57,353 --> 00:48:59,651
You know how long a reformer
would last around here.
727
00:48:59,757 --> 00:49:02,351
-That doesn't answer my question.
-Now, you see here, Calaveras.
728
00:49:02,463 --> 00:49:03,555
The mere fact that I love you...
729
00:49:03,665 --> 00:49:06,327
doesn't give you the right
to interfere in how I run this town.
730
00:49:06,438 --> 00:49:07,769
Mind my own business, is that it?
731
00:49:07,873 --> 00:49:09,341
Well, I...
732
00:49:10,412 --> 00:49:13,973
I don't think my pants would look
very attractive on you, my love.
733
00:49:14,954 --> 00:49:17,423
On you, they don't look
so good either, my love.
734
00:49:17,526 --> 00:49:18,823
We both can't wear them.
735
00:49:18,929 --> 00:49:22,126
I wouldn't be caught dead in them,
which may happen to you any day.
736
00:49:22,236 --> 00:49:23,761
I'd rather be caught dead in them...
737
00:49:23,872 --> 00:49:27,001
than to have people say
I've traded them for a petticoat!
738
00:49:35,496 --> 00:49:39,729
I know he's filled with good intentions
739
00:49:42,008 --> 00:49:46,468
But he only makes me sad
740
00:49:47,987 --> 00:49:50,786
He's always wrong
741
00:49:51,394 --> 00:49:54,386
with good intentions
742
00:49:55,102 --> 00:49:59,699
They might just as well be bad
743
00:50:01,047 --> 00:50:05,609
I swear that he'll never get me down
744
00:50:05,722 --> 00:50:09,989
I keep my spirits high
745
00:50:11,201 --> 00:50:13,670
Then all at once
746
00:50:14,006 --> 00:50:17,601
he'll let me down
747
00:50:18,081 --> 00:50:20,743
And I wonder
748
00:50:20,886 --> 00:50:23,912
"Why try?"
749
00:50:26,965 --> 00:50:30,833
I get so tired of good intentions
750
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:38,683
And I say I'll let him go
751
00:50:50,879 --> 00:50:54,941
But I
752
00:50:55,355 --> 00:50:58,256
Love him so!
753
00:52:26,727 --> 00:52:30,664
Vaquero, be careful here
754
00:52:30,768 --> 00:52:32,759
She's waiting here
755
00:52:32,873 --> 00:52:38,539
To kiss you and crush you, Vaquero
756
00:52:38,650 --> 00:52:40,414
Take care
757
00:52:40,889 --> 00:52:46,293
Vaquero, her flashing eyes
Will hypnotize
758
00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:50,434
And claim you
Enflame you
759
00:52:50,541 --> 00:52:54,444
Vaguero, take care
760
00:54:24,128 --> 00:54:26,096
You barbarian!
761
00:54:38,323 --> 00:54:42,885
My cousin, I see you've recovered my hat
which [ have so carelessly lost.
762
00:54:43,166 --> 00:54:44,531
Where did you lose it, Rafael?
763
00:54:44,636 --> 00:54:48,937
I remember distinctly.
It was on the road to Whiskey Flats.
764
00:54:49,045 --> 00:54:51,173
On the night my brother was killed?
765
00:54:51,316 --> 00:54:54,308
I shall never forget the night
your brother was killed.
766
00:54:54,489 --> 00:54:56,685
I was at a dance in Jimtown.
767
00:54:56,794 --> 00:54:59,229
Then, if you were at a dance
in Jimtown that night--
768
00:54:59,332 --> 00:55:01,824
In Jimtown I danced with Chiquita...
769
00:55:01,937 --> 00:55:04,907
Marquita, Anita, Conchita...
770
00:55:05,644 --> 00:55:09,672
and a large woman
by the name of Bertha Baumstetter.
771
00:55:10,889 --> 00:55:12,118
Some dancing.
772
00:55:12,391 --> 00:55:14,257
Oh, 1 drank, yes.
773
00:55:14,362 --> 00:55:19,095
I drank mescal, tequila,
rum, gin, beer, red eye.
774
00:55:19,339 --> 00:55:20,738
Some drinking.
775
00:55:21,777 --> 00:55:23,643
And then I started home.
776
00:55:24,248 --> 00:55:27,479
I did not walk. No. I floated.
777
00:55:28,023 --> 00:55:30,993
-I know what you mean.
-I sang songs. I danced.
778
00:55:31,329 --> 00:55:34,560
But there was only one thing missing
to keep me happy...
779
00:55:35,003 --> 00:55:39,497
-and that was a good, rousing fight.
-I can understand that.
780
00:55:40,547 --> 00:55:43,676
Then I met this man...
781
00:55:43,788 --> 00:55:46,257
who, unfortunately, was your brother.
782
00:55:49,666 --> 00:55:50,895
And then?
783
00:55:51,403 --> 00:55:54,464
Then I kindly offered
to remove his gall bladder...
784
00:55:54,575 --> 00:55:57,567
at absolutely no expense to himself
and he refused.
785
00:55:57,682 --> 00:56:01,380
I volunteered to break
both his arms and his legs...
786
00:56:01,489 --> 00:56:03,583
with just my bare hands.
787
00:56:04,028 --> 00:56:05,860
He was not interested.
788
00:56:06,433 --> 00:56:08,993
So you started the fight, Rafael?
789
00:56:13,079 --> 00:56:15,946
I turned to leave. There was a shot.
790
00:56:19,392 --> 00:56:20,917
My hat flew off.
791
00:56:22,198 --> 00:56:25,133
And after that, we both shoot many times.
792
00:56:26,005 --> 00:56:27,871
When it was all over...
793
00:56:29,378 --> 00:56:32,404
your brother Robin was no longer alive.
794
00:56:33,754 --> 00:56:37,554
Golly, Rafael, why did you
go and make a fool out of me...
795
00:56:37,662 --> 00:56:40,324
by pretending to help me
find the man that killed Robin?
796
00:56:40,434 --> 00:56:44,234
I did not wish you to learn something
that might force me to kill you.
797
00:56:46,780 --> 00:56:50,808
But, now, what must be will be.
798
00:56:51,690 --> 00:56:54,591
I'm sure enough sorry
to have to do this, Rafael.
799
00:56:55,163 --> 00:56:58,929
-I kind of like you.
-Don't apologize, amigo. It's your funeral.
800
00:56:59,405 --> 00:57:02,397
How do you want this fight,
Western or Southern style?
801
00:57:02,679 --> 00:57:05,341
Seeing there's so many ladies present...
802
00:57:06,386 --> 00:57:09,447
I think it might be more fitting
if you fought Southern.
803
00:57:09,593 --> 00:57:10,651
Jason!
804
00:57:11,563 --> 00:57:13,088
Back to back and 10 paces.
805
00:57:13,199 --> 00:57:16,066
Let's make it five,
it's getting a little late, men.
806
00:57:22,986 --> 00:57:24,647
What are they going to do?
807
00:57:24,756 --> 00:57:27,623
He's going to kill the man
which killed his brother.
808
00:57:27,729 --> 00:57:29,754
-You mean...
-Yup.
809
00:57:34,910 --> 00:57:39,177
Now, you both know the rules as laid down
by the Limbo County Dueling Commission.
810
00:57:39,285 --> 00:57:41,617
-Yeah.
-Okay, back to back.
811
00:57:41,724 --> 00:57:43,818
And on the count of five, turn and fire.
812
00:57:43,928 --> 00:57:45,123
-Ready?
-Ready.
813
00:57:45,565 --> 00:57:46,999
One.
814
00:57:47,836 --> 00:57:48,962
Two.
815
00:57:49,706 --> 00:57:50,832
Three.
816
00:57:50,942 --> 00:57:54,207
-Time's running out, Jason.
-You keep out of this. You, too.
817
00:57:54,315 --> 00:57:55,476
Four.
818
00:57:57,121 --> 00:57:58,520
-Five!
-Stop!
819
00:57:59,225 --> 00:58:03,628
Jason, are you gonna let one of these idiots
kill the man Susana loves?
820
00:58:03,734 --> 00:58:04,724
What?
821
00:58:36,669 --> 00:58:39,366
Hang on to your pants, Jason.
They're slipping.
822
00:58:41,378 --> 00:58:44,939
If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes,
I wouldn't have believed it!
823
00:58:46,121 --> 00:58:48,522
Jason, what's happened
to the Code of the West?
824
00:58:48,626 --> 00:58:49,821
Don't ask me.
825
00:58:49,962 --> 00:58:52,727
I'm having enough trouble
hanging on to my pants.
826
00:58:56,041 --> 00:59:00,239
This can't be! This just can't be!
827
00:59:00,851 --> 00:59:03,081
If you let Reb and Rafael
get away with this...
828
00:59:03,188 --> 00:59:06,089
you'll live to see the day,
when there won't be anybody left...
829
00:59:06,194 --> 00:59:09,255
manly enough to shoot even a sheriff.
830
00:59:09,769 --> 00:59:13,763
Are you gonna stand still for this insult
to the honor of Limbo County?
831
00:59:13,877 --> 00:59:16,471
-No!
-All right, then. Come on!
832
00:59:22,160 --> 00:59:25,152
-Howdy, Rafael.
-Buenos noches.
833
00:59:25,266 --> 00:59:28,600
I'm sure enough glad
I didn't have to kill you this afternoon.
834
00:59:28,706 --> 00:59:31,732
On the contrary, amigo,
it's I who am overjoyed...
835
00:59:31,846 --> 00:59:34,577
because [ was able to spare your life.
836
00:59:36,823 --> 00:59:39,292
Ain't you two afraid
to be out alone at night...
837
00:59:39,394 --> 00:59:41,328
without no woman to protect you?
838
00:59:41,432 --> 00:59:44,732
Yes. How would you two lovie-dovies
like to hide behind my skirts?
839
00:59:44,839 --> 00:59:45,829
Oh, there you are!
840
00:59:45,941 --> 00:59:49,309
It's a good thing I found you two
before it's too late.
841
00:59:49,415 --> 00:59:50,439
Too late for what?
842
00:59:50,550 --> 00:59:53,144
To save the honor of Limbo County,
that's what!
843
00:59:53,255 --> 00:59:55,019
Why, if word of this ever gets out...
844
00:59:55,126 --> 00:59:58,187
Limbo County's gonna
be the laughing-stock of the whole West!
845
00:59:58,298 --> 01:00:00,460
And everybody's gonna blame you, Rafael.
846
01:00:00,570 --> 01:00:05,132
Reb here's an outsider,
but you, you're a hometown boy.
847
01:00:05,246 --> 01:00:07,874
Wait a minute.
It's not his fault I didn't shoot him.
848
01:00:07,985 --> 01:00:10,784
I couldn't bring myself
to kill the man Susana loves.
849
01:00:10,891 --> 01:00:12,222
What is this? What makes--
850
01:00:12,326 --> 01:00:14,454
What makes you think
Susana's gonna be happy...
851
01:00:14,565 --> 01:00:17,125
when everybody finds out
she's in love with a coward?
852
01:00:17,236 --> 01:00:20,103
Why, don't you realize if you two
don't come to your senses...
853
01:00:20,209 --> 01:00:23,338
you'll be the first men
in the history of Limbo County...
854
01:00:23,449 --> 01:00:26,384
to ever violate the Code of the West?
855
01:00:44,925 --> 01:00:46,689
I had a guy
856
01:00:47,764 --> 01:00:50,199
He took a train
857
01:00:51,004 --> 01:00:53,268
Why did he go?
858
01:00:54,177 --> 01:00:56,703
Who can explain?
859
01:00:57,183 --> 01:01:00,847
It was a great Jove story
860
01:01:01,324 --> 01:01:05,318
Now, it's just bad news
861
01:01:09,441 --> 01:01:11,842
Thought he was fair
862
01:01:12,648 --> 01:01:15,583
Thought he was kind
863
01:01:15,687 --> 01:01:18,588
Funny how life
864
01:01:18,893 --> 01:01:21,658
Changes your mind
865
01:01:22,033 --> 01:01:25,970
It was a great Jove story
866
01:01:26,475 --> 01:01:30,844
Now it's just bad news
867
01:01:34,190 --> 01:01:38,559
He was my one and only
868
01:01:38,666 --> 01:01:41,658
Now I'm Lady Lonely
869
01:01:41,772 --> 01:01:46,232
Wondering will he return?
870
01:01:47,818 --> 01:01:51,049
My heart is aching
871
01:01:51,157 --> 01:01:54,320
Here's the point I'm making
872
01:01:54,431 --> 01:01:59,392
Women don't
Women won't learn
873
01:01:59,775 --> 01:02:02,142
Tried to do right
874
01:02:03,048 --> 01:02:05,540
Guess I did wrong
875
01:02:06,221 --> 01:02:11,455
Now every night
Lingers too long
876
01:02:12,601 --> 01:02:16,469
Yes, it was some Jove story
877
01:02:17,176 --> 01:02:21,670
Now it's just bad news
878
01:02:21,952 --> 01:02:25,616
Sing that part again, sister.
That's where it hurts.
879
01:02:25,727 --> 01:02:29,163
It was a great Jove story
880
01:02:31,272 --> 01:02:34,640
Now it's just bad news!
881
01:03:00,095 --> 01:03:01,256
I got news!
882
01:03:01,365 --> 01:03:03,959
How many times have [ told you
not to interrupt the show?
883
01:03:04,070 --> 01:03:05,469
-But, you don't understand--
-Boys!
884
01:03:05,573 --> 01:03:07,541
Tomorrow morning at 10:00.
Thank you, fellows.
885
01:03:07,644 --> 01:03:11,012
Things are gonna happen around here.
You're gonna be sorry...
886
01:04:31,478 --> 01:04:34,243
-Now, what's this all-fired news you got?
-The fight's on again!
887
01:04:34,351 --> 01:04:35,978
Reb and Rafael are gonna shoot it out.
888
01:04:36,087 --> 01:04:37,077
-What?
-Yep!
889
01:04:37,190 --> 01:04:38,624
Hold it, everyone!
890
01:04:38,826 --> 01:04:41,056
-The big shooting match is on again.
-What?
891
01:04:41,165 --> 01:04:43,634
Yep, tomorrow morning, 10:00. Main Street.
892
01:05:02,107 --> 01:05:05,509
A brave man
893
01:05:05,613 --> 01:05:10,050
Will die in the morning
894
01:05:10,757 --> 01:05:16,093
being true to his Code
895
01:05:17,537 --> 01:05:21,303
Two men will fire
896
01:05:21,745 --> 01:05:25,807
At a given warning
897
01:05:26,155 --> 01:05:29,056
One will return
898
01:05:29,161 --> 01:05:32,620
down the road
899
01:05:33,636 --> 01:05:37,630
Goodbye, Jane
900
01:05:37,744 --> 01:05:42,181
Goodbye, Joe
901
01:05:42,754 --> 01:05:46,452
One will return down the road
902
01:05:54,444 --> 01:05:58,312
One man
903
01:05:58,419 --> 01:06:02,117
Is kind of a stranger
904
01:06:02,760 --> 01:06:05,855
One a man we all trust
905
01:06:09,107 --> 01:06:12,805
They're both too proud
906
01:06:12,914 --> 01:06:17,351
To retreat from danger
907
01:06:17,523 --> 01:06:20,959
Soon one will lie in the dust
908
01:06:23,702 --> 01:06:27,400
Goodbye, Jane
909
01:06:27,610 --> 01:06:31,877
Goodbye, Joe
910
01:06:32,320 --> 01:06:35,847
Soon one will lie in the dust
911
01:06:43,008 --> 01:06:46,967
They don't claim
912
01:06:47,083 --> 01:06:51,042
To hate one another
913
01:06:51,792 --> 01:06:56,593
But they're caught in the web
914
01:06:57,837 --> 01:07:01,535
Sometimes a man
915
01:07:01,678 --> 01:07:06,013
Has to fight his brother
916
01:07:06,254 --> 01:07:11,454
Pity Rafael and poor Reb
917
01:07:12,266 --> 01:07:15,861
Goodbye, Jane
918
01:07:15,974 --> 01:07:20,172
Goodbye, Joe
919
01:07:20,750 --> 01:07:23,879
Pity Rafael and poor Reb
920
01:07:31,371 --> 01:07:35,365
A man must be
921
01:07:35,479 --> 01:07:39,382
True to his honor
922
01:07:40,289 --> 01:07:45,090
Or be scorned by the crowd
923
01:07:46,468 --> 01:07:50,166
And though we know
924
01:07:50,276 --> 01:07:54,679
One will be a goner
925
01:07:54,884 --> 01:07:58,514
He'll meet his maker unbowed
926
01:08:00,830 --> 01:08:04,460
Goodbye, Jane
927
01:08:04,571 --> 01:08:08,735
Goodbye, Joe
928
01:08:09,380 --> 01:08:12,975
He'll meet his maker unbowed
929
01:08:19,969 --> 01:08:23,769
It's easy
930
01:08:23,876 --> 01:08:27,904
to five as a coward
931
01:08:28,852 --> 01:08:33,619
Some may say this is best
932
01:08:34,831 --> 01:08:38,665
Your heroes die
933
01:08:38,772 --> 01:08:42,902
just as life has flowered
934
01:08:43,115 --> 01:08:46,779
That is the Code of the West
935
01:08:49,160 --> 01:08:52,790
Goodbye, Jane
936
01:08:52,901 --> 01:08:57,202
Goodbye, Joe
937
01:08:57,777 --> 01:09:01,372
That is the Code of the West
938
01:09:05,326 --> 01:09:08,762
That is the Code of the West
939
01:09:18,198 --> 01:09:21,190
Hey, duck, who do you suppose
is gonna win that fight tomorrow?
940
01:09:21,304 --> 01:09:23,705
-You think Reb's a good bet at one to two?
-Why?
941
01:09:23,809 --> 01:09:25,971
"Cause I'm trying
to trap myself a fast buck...
942
01:09:26,081 --> 01:09:28,413
and I don't mean no male Indian, neither.
943
01:09:28,518 --> 01:09:29,576
Minnie.
944
01:09:29,754 --> 01:09:32,780
Don't tell me
you'd try to make money that way.
945
01:09:34,430 --> 01:09:35,693
I guess not.
946
01:09:36,101 --> 01:09:40,561
If I did, I wouldn't be able to look myself
in the face when I shave in the morning.
947
01:09:41,111 --> 01:09:42,943
Well, it was a temptation.
948
01:09:43,315 --> 01:09:45,613
You're no different than a lot of the others.
949
01:09:45,719 --> 01:09:47,847
They all think murder's a spectator sport.
950
01:09:47,958 --> 01:09:50,825
Their idea of good, clean fun
is to stand on the sidewalk...
951
01:09:50,930 --> 01:09:54,059
and watch somebody get killed.
Even the little kids.
952
01:09:54,170 --> 01:09:56,662
It keeps them out of pool halls.
953
01:09:57,009 --> 01:10:01,242
I'd like to teach them all a lesson.
I'd like to take each one of them, and...
954
01:10:05,492 --> 01:10:06,550
Reb!
955
01:10:07,429 --> 01:10:11,388
Is it true, Reb, what I just heard,
that you're going to fight Rafael after all?
956
01:10:11,504 --> 01:10:13,700
Everybody seems to think I am.
957
01:10:15,479 --> 01:10:17,345
Everybody's kind of planning on it.
958
01:10:17,449 --> 01:10:21,044
-But you're not going to do it, are you?
-I thought I was.
959
01:10:22,092 --> 01:10:26,495
But, now that I look at you,
I guess I'll just slip out of town tonight.
960
01:10:26,601 --> 01:10:29,502
-Why?
-I don't care what they say, Susana.
961
01:10:29,607 --> 01:10:32,133
I'm just not gonna stay here
and shoot the man you love.
962
01:10:32,246 --> 01:10:35,181
If that Rafael doesn't treat you right,
you just let me know.
963
01:10:35,285 --> 01:10:37,754
I'll come back and kill him a whole lot.
Goodbye.
964
01:10:37,857 --> 01:10:42,385
Oh, Reb, how could you be
so dumb, stupid, blind?
965
01:10:42,566 --> 01:10:44,796
-It's you I love.
-Yeah, I know that.
966
01:10:44,905 --> 01:10:48,239
But I wasn't in any danger
this afternoon. It was...
967
01:10:49,447 --> 01:10:51,040
What did you say?
968
01:10:51,517 --> 01:10:54,077
It's me you love, not Rafael?
969
01:10:54,190 --> 01:10:57,251
Of course, my vain, arrogant darling.
970
01:11:00,068 --> 01:11:02,833
I'd never have believed it in a million years.
971
01:11:03,608 --> 01:11:04,871
Susana!
972
01:11:08,518 --> 01:11:10,816
Meet a happy guy
973
01:11:11,291 --> 01:11:14,124
Simple words sweetly said
974
01:11:14,230 --> 01:11:17,131
Filled my heart and turned my head
975
01:11:17,236 --> 01:11:21,036
Now I know
that you're in love with me, dear
976
01:11:22,914 --> 01:11:25,281
Meet a happy guy
977
01:11:25,787 --> 01:11:30,190
Here you are, by my side
We'll be living high and wide
978
01:11:31,832 --> 01:11:35,735
Now I know how happy we can be, dear
979
01:11:36,607 --> 01:11:40,805
Oh, what you do to me
It's all so new to me
980
01:11:43,254 --> 01:11:46,349
You're so ideal, so divine
981
01:11:46,895 --> 01:11:49,796
Just a walking valentine
982
01:11:49,901 --> 01:11:51,926
Meet a happy guy
983
01:11:52,841 --> 01:11:55,776
Got my way, got my Jove
984
01:11:56,047 --> 01:11:58,641
And I'll tell you what, my love
985
01:11:58,753 --> 01:12:03,190
Your sweet touch
has made me such a happy
986
01:12:03,395 --> 01:12:06,854
Happy guy
987
01:12:07,871 --> 01:12:10,738
Lucky me, loving you
988
01:12:10,843 --> 01:12:14,643
Knowing that you Jove me, too
989
01:12:14,951 --> 01:12:18,854
Your sweet touch has made me such
990
01:12:20,495 --> 01:12:23,624
a happy, happy guy!
991
01:13:01,778 --> 01:13:03,007
Susana.
992
01:13:04,149 --> 01:13:08,518
Boy, I'm a whole heap glad I don't have to
run out on that fight with Rafael tomorrow.
993
01:13:08,626 --> 01:13:11,891
Oh, no, Reb, you can't mean
that you still intend to--
994
01:13:11,999 --> 01:13:16,800
But, Susana, now that you don't love Rafael,
I haven't got any reason not to fight him.
995
01:13:17,142 --> 01:13:19,372
You mean you won't love me any more?
996
01:13:20,282 --> 01:13:23,115
I'll always love you,
no matter what you do, Reb.
997
01:13:23,221 --> 01:13:24,711
But if you go through with this...
998
01:13:24,824 --> 01:13:27,486
I'll never have anything to do with you
as long as I live.
999
01:13:27,597 --> 01:13:28,792
Susana.
1000
01:13:30,135 --> 01:13:31,261
Oh, it's you.
1001
01:13:31,370 --> 01:13:34,135
Look, Reb, you've been bad news
ever since you came to town.
1002
01:13:34,243 --> 01:13:36,211
Come on, I want to talk to you.
1003
01:13:41,324 --> 01:13:44,055
I hope Reb shoots you,
not fatally, but painfully.
1004
01:13:44,163 --> 01:13:45,892
Would you really want me to be shot?
1005
01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:48,867
If you don't believe me,
give me your gun and start running.
1006
01:13:48,973 --> 01:13:53,206
Sheila, such hatred can only be born
of a more tender emotion.
1007
01:13:53,314 --> 01:13:56,944
Tender? There's nothing tender
about my feeling for you, Rafael.
1008
01:13:57,055 --> 01:14:01,686
It's a feeling that if I said it out loud,
it could get me banned from Boston for life.
1009
01:14:19,366 --> 01:14:21,630
Now, I know what's the matter with me.
1010
01:14:22,472 --> 01:14:23,803
I've found love.
1011
01:14:28,017 --> 01:14:31,317
Love is greater than I thought
1012
01:14:31,525 --> 01:14:34,392
It's amazing how I fought
1013
01:14:34,496 --> 01:14:37,989
I would laugh at love
Scoff at love
1014
01:14:38,237 --> 01:14:40,535
Just too smart to be caught
1015
01:14:40,810 --> 01:14:43,780
I was mad to take the chance
1016
01:14:44,016 --> 01:14:47,179
Of a life with no romance
1017
01:14:47,322 --> 01:14:50,348
Nearly missed the boat
And I quote
1018
01:14:50,495 --> 01:14:53,795
This is greater than I thought
1019
01:14:53,902 --> 01:14:56,997
love is suchH a will-o-the-wisp
1020
01:14:57,109 --> 01:14:59,305
Never stays in one spot
1021
01:15:00,081 --> 01:15:03,483
So if you want the thrill-o-the-wisp
1022
01:15:03,589 --> 01:15:06,456
Grab it while it's hot
1023
01:15:06,561 --> 01:15:09,326
It was closer than I thought
1024
01:15:09,534 --> 01:15:12,504
And my "No sir” nearly brought
1025
01:15:12,607 --> 01:15:15,838
Years of bitter ache
What a break
1026
01:15:16,080 --> 01:15:19,311
I did not make that big mistake
1027
01:15:19,419 --> 01:15:23,447
Oh, lover, this is greater than I thought
1028
01:15:31,177 --> 01:15:34,306
I was colder than snow
1029
01:15:36,822 --> 01:15:41,020
Easy 20 below
1030
01:15:42,365 --> 01:15:46,324
Lady Eskimo
1031
01:15:53,287 --> 01:15:58,054
I was certainly blah
1032
01:15:58,765 --> 01:16:03,532
Looked at Jove as bourgeois
1033
01:16:04,343 --> 01:16:08,439
From my lofty plateau
1034
01:16:08,619 --> 01:16:11,520
Days tumbled by pell-mell
1035
01:16:11,625 --> 01:16:15,994
And nothing sang in my heart
1036
01:16:16,166 --> 01:16:19,864
Then I was saved by the bell
1037
01:16:20,509 --> 01:16:25,470
You rang in my heart
1038
01:16:26,120 --> 01:16:30,421
Now I know that
love is suchH a will-o-the-wisp
1039
01:16:32,032 --> 01:16:34,194
Never stays in one spot
1040
01:16:34,837 --> 01:16:37,932
So if you want the thrill-o™-the wisp
1041
01:16:38,445 --> 01:16:41,380
Grab it while it's hot
1042
01:16:41,518 --> 01:16:43,987
It was closer than I thought
1043
01:16:44,089 --> 01:16:47,115
And my "No sir” nearly brought
1044
01:16:47,228 --> 01:16:50,493
Years of bitter ache
What a break
1045
01:16:50,602 --> 01:16:53,594
I did not make that big mistake
1046
01:16:53,709 --> 01:16:57,577
Oh, lover, it was later than I thought
1047
01:16:57,717 --> 01:17:00,914
And love is greater than I thought
1048
01:17:01,056 --> 01:17:05,254
Yes, it's greater than I thought!
1049
01:17:25,706 --> 01:17:27,401
You inspire me.
1050
01:17:28,277 --> 01:17:31,907
-Tomorrow I will shoot like an angel.
-Oh, no!
1051
01:17:32,318 --> 01:17:35,811
-You're not going through with the fight.
-What would you have me do?
1052
01:17:35,926 --> 01:17:38,759
Once a man starts to run,
he must keep on running...
1053
01:17:38,899 --> 01:17:42,858
and always public opinion on a fast horse
is breathing down his neck.
1054
01:17:42,973 --> 01:17:46,466
Something worse is going to be breathing
down your neck, my fantastic darling.
1055
01:17:46,581 --> 01:17:48,709
-What is that, my love?
-The militia, that's what!
1056
01:17:48,819 --> 01:17:51,584
I'm going to have
my uncle telegraph for them right away.
1057
01:17:51,691 --> 01:17:55,218
She doesn't know that the militia
never arrived in time to stop a fight...
1058
01:17:55,332 --> 01:17:56,424
in all its history.
1059
01:17:56,534 --> 01:17:59,265
But they always arrive in time
to arrest the winner.
1060
01:17:59,373 --> 01:18:01,239
What's a few days in the calaboose?
1061
01:18:01,344 --> 01:18:05,542
Just long enough for a Boston girl to decide
she doesn't want to nest with a jailbird.
1062
01:18:05,652 --> 01:18:08,019
You come with me, I want to talk to you.
1063
01:18:14,727 --> 01:18:16,161
Hey, Ginger, I got a great idea.
1064
01:18:16,263 --> 01:18:19,233
Let's rope off the street here
and charge these outsiders admission.
1065
01:18:19,336 --> 01:18:20,565
I should say not.
1066
01:18:20,672 --> 01:18:24,302
This here fight's just as much
a natural resource as Niagara Falls.
1067
01:18:24,413 --> 01:18:26,211
It belongs to all the people.
1068
01:18:26,317 --> 01:18:29,082
Hey, Buckett,
you're so interested in barbecues...
1069
01:18:29,189 --> 01:18:32,921
how come you ain't never done nothing
to promote a little excitement around here...
1070
01:18:33,030 --> 01:18:35,465
such as finding out who killed your brother?
1071
01:18:35,569 --> 01:18:39,005
Well, it's like everybody says,
I'm a coward, I am.
1072
01:18:40,579 --> 01:18:44,709
Make way, I say. Make way!
I shall not tolerate mob rule!
1073
01:18:44,820 --> 01:18:46,413
I shall have you all arrested.
1074
01:18:48,661 --> 01:18:49,992
What is it, Uncle?
1075
01:18:50,097 --> 01:18:53,931
I've just discovered that the telegram
I sent for the militia last night...
1076
01:18:54,038 --> 01:18:58,373
didn't get through, but there still may be
time for me personally to summon help.
1077
01:18:58,481 --> 01:19:02,111
-Don't try it, Judge. They're dangerous.
-I dare them to stop me.
1078
01:19:02,656 --> 01:19:05,023
I dare you ruffians to stop me!
1079
01:19:07,332 --> 01:19:08,527
Get out!
1080
01:19:21,059 --> 01:19:22,891
What's all this? What's going on?
1081
01:19:22,996 --> 01:19:25,465
You missed all the fun, Jason. What a pity.
1082
01:19:25,568 --> 01:19:28,902
One of your friends
just tried to kill Judge Winthrop. Yep.
1083
01:19:29,142 --> 01:19:30,610
He started for the militia.
1084
01:19:30,712 --> 01:19:33,477
Somebody thoughtfully
cracked him in the skull with a rock.
1085
01:19:33,584 --> 01:19:36,519
You would have enjoyed it.
He bled all over the place. Profusely.
1086
01:19:36,624 --> 01:19:38,183
What... Howdy, ma'am.
1087
01:19:38,494 --> 01:19:40,861
Why do you insist
I enjoy bloodshed, Calaveras?
1088
01:19:40,966 --> 01:19:43,367
Maybe you haven't admitted it
even to yourself.
1089
01:19:43,471 --> 01:19:47,237
But you'd be happy, wouldn't you,
if both Reb and Rafael were killed?
1090
01:19:47,446 --> 01:19:48,436
For what?
1091
01:19:51,320 --> 01:19:53,550
Girls. Why should I be?
1092
01:19:53,658 --> 01:19:58,061
Because both of them had the extreme
bad taste to beat you to the draw recently.
1093
01:19:58,267 --> 01:20:02,261
-Calaveras, are you calling me a coward?
-Not without due deliberation, Jason.
1094
01:20:02,376 --> 01:20:05,004
Maybe you're not afraid of a guy
with a gun in his hand...
1095
01:20:05,114 --> 01:20:06,912
but you are afraid of public opinion.
1096
01:20:07,018 --> 01:20:08,747
You are afraid to try to cheat...
1097
01:20:08,855 --> 01:20:11,847
those modern-day Romans
of yours out of their holiday.
1098
01:20:12,562 --> 01:20:14,155
You hate me, don't you?
1099
01:20:17,672 --> 01:20:19,299
I'm sorry, Judge.
1100
01:20:26,357 --> 01:20:30,851
Of course [ hate you, you big idiot,
but it's only because I love you so much.
1101
01:20:31,434 --> 01:20:33,994
Calaveras, do you really mean that?
1102
01:20:34,105 --> 01:20:37,166
I'm a poor, weak woman.
I can't help myself.
1103
01:20:41,187 --> 01:20:43,121
Will you marry me?
1104
01:20:45,962 --> 01:20:49,057
One of these days, when your conscience
catches up to you, Jason...
1105
01:20:49,169 --> 01:20:51,934
an understanding wife
might come in pretty handy...
1106
01:20:52,041 --> 01:20:54,806
to keep you from cutting your own throat.
1107
01:20:56,750 --> 01:21:00,914
-Calaveras, I asked you will you marry me?
-Yes, doggone it!
1108
01:21:01,794 --> 01:21:05,424
Even though I'll hate myself every morning
for the rest of my life.
1109
01:21:10,478 --> 01:21:11,707
Thank you.
1110
01:21:14,386 --> 01:21:15,785
Where do you think you're going?
1111
01:21:15,889 --> 01:21:19,086
I'm going for the militia
and don't nobody try to stop me.
1112
01:21:28,648 --> 01:21:30,446
Don't nobody try to stop me!
1113
01:21:31,187 --> 01:21:32,746
And you stand still.
1114
01:21:34,058 --> 01:21:35,753
Don't go, Jason. It's too late, anyway.
1115
01:21:35,862 --> 01:21:37,023
-I'll make it this time.
-No!
1116
01:21:37,132 --> 01:21:40,261
Let him go, duck.
He's doing it for those six kids.
1117
01:21:47,219 --> 01:21:48,983
Ride, Carberry! Ride!
1118
01:21:56,670 --> 01:21:59,731
Tortillas! Tacos! Balloons!
1119
01:23:17,331 --> 01:23:18,298
Time!
1120
01:23:41,780 --> 01:23:42,906
Ready?
1121
01:24:01,920 --> 01:24:06,482
If you don't stop this bloody affair,
I'll have the militia arrest all of you!
1122
01:24:07,031 --> 01:24:10,865
Judge, go sit down, will you?
It's the Code of the West.
1123
01:24:12,608 --> 01:24:13,598
Sorry.
1124
01:25:25,020 --> 01:25:28,752
-How could you do it?
-But I did not intend to shoot him.
1125
01:25:29,362 --> 01:25:31,456
I love this man like a brother.
1126
01:25:31,733 --> 01:25:33,531
You know what we planned.
1127
01:25:33,971 --> 01:25:37,032
-You planned it.
-No, nobody was going to shoot nobody.
1128
01:25:37,144 --> 01:25:40,307
When she told me my friend Reb
had decided not to kill me...
1129
01:25:40,417 --> 01:25:42,943
Calaveras and I planned a big joke
on these people...
1130
01:25:43,056 --> 01:25:45,286
who were so eager to see a man die.
1131
01:25:45,427 --> 01:25:48,192
-A joke?
-Yes, it was supposed to be a joke.
1132
01:25:48,800 --> 01:25:51,201
And the joke was going to be on all of you.
1133
01:25:51,306 --> 01:25:53,934
I wanted to see
the disappointed looks on your faces...
1134
01:25:54,045 --> 01:25:57,174
when you realized there wasn't going
to be any bloodshed.
1135
01:25:57,685 --> 01:25:59,175
Now the joke's on me.
1136
01:26:00,023 --> 01:26:02,390
The show's over.
You can all go home now...
1137
01:26:02,495 --> 01:26:04,862
and feel real proud of yourselves.
1138
01:26:06,536 --> 01:26:07,799
Hold it!
1139
01:26:13,216 --> 01:26:14,775
I said, hold it.
1140
01:26:16,256 --> 01:26:18,520
There won't be any dueling here today.
1141
01:26:18,660 --> 01:26:22,824
You're a little late, Jason.
The duel is over and poor Reb is dead.
1142
01:26:29,115 --> 01:26:31,846
-I'm mighty sorry, Calaveras.
-Me, too.
1143
01:26:32,956 --> 01:26:34,924
And that's the man that did it!
1144
01:26:35,060 --> 01:26:37,654
And I demand, sir,
that you arrest him immediately.
1145
01:26:37,765 --> 01:26:40,132
If you send him to jail, I go, too.
1146
01:26:40,404 --> 01:26:42,771
Niece, drop that man!
1147
01:26:43,210 --> 01:26:45,770
Hey! Wait a minute there, Judge!
1148
01:26:46,316 --> 01:26:48,478
What you all want
to go and arrest Rafael for?
1149
01:26:48,587 --> 01:26:51,056
For killing you, of course. Take him away.
1150
01:26:53,163 --> 01:26:55,029
The bullet just creased his forehead.
1151
01:26:55,133 --> 01:26:58,433
Excuse me. This is something
which I do not understand.
1152
01:26:58,540 --> 01:27:00,406
I am shooting at my friend this way...
1153
01:27:00,510 --> 01:27:03,502
but the bullet mark on his head,
she's going that way.
1154
01:27:03,750 --> 01:27:06,219
My gun, she does not shoot around corners.
1155
01:27:11,633 --> 01:27:14,728
Then the bullet could only have come
from one direction.
1156
01:27:22,288 --> 01:27:23,915
All right, Jason, now.
1157
01:27:34,312 --> 01:27:38,078
I give up! Stop the consarned shooting!
1158
01:27:38,186 --> 01:27:40,211
Buckett!
1159
01:27:40,324 --> 01:27:42,793
Hey! Why'd you try to kill me, Billy?
1160
01:27:42,896 --> 01:27:45,524
'Cause I don't like guys
whose brother killed my brother.
1161
01:27:45,634 --> 01:27:48,126
You mean,
my brother Robin killed your brother?
1162
01:27:48,239 --> 01:27:52,198
He sure did. One Waldo Buckett by name.
1163
01:27:52,314 --> 01:27:54,578
Yeah. And $2 will get you $4...
1164
01:27:54,685 --> 01:27:57,484
if Billy ain't the polecat which killed Robin!
1165
01:27:57,591 --> 01:28:02,358
Just a moment. This cannot be.
I never miss, except on purpose.
1166
01:28:02,468 --> 01:28:05,267
When you're drunk
you can't hit the broad side of a buffalo...
1167
01:28:05,374 --> 01:28:07,206
-with a hat full of buckshot.
-But, Jason--
1168
01:28:07,311 --> 01:28:10,645
-Speak up, lover. How did you do it?
-You better talk, Billy.
1169
01:28:12,021 --> 01:28:14,718
When two guys is banging away
at each other with guns...
1170
01:28:14,826 --> 01:28:18,421
it ain't very hard for a third guy
to slip in a shot without being noticed.
1171
01:28:18,533 --> 01:28:20,627
Why, you dirty...
1172
01:28:20,738 --> 01:28:22,900
All right, so it ain't very honorable...
1173
01:28:23,009 --> 01:28:25,706
but us cowards got to do the best we can.
1174
01:28:26,449 --> 01:28:29,475
Do you hear that, Officer?
Arrest that man immediately.
1175
01:28:29,588 --> 01:28:32,080
Don't let them do this.
They'll take me out and hang me.
1176
01:28:32,194 --> 01:28:34,458
No, you don't.
I'm scared to death of being hung!
1177
01:28:34,565 --> 01:28:37,500
Come on and draw, Reb!
I'm the guy which killed your brother!
1178
01:28:37,604 --> 01:28:38,765
Why don't you draw?
1179
01:28:38,874 --> 01:28:42,071
No, Billy, law and order's come
to Limbo County.
1180
01:28:42,181 --> 01:28:44,912
Come on, now, Reb. You owe this to me.
1181
01:28:45,020 --> 01:28:47,284
Remember, the Code of the West?
1182
01:28:48,694 --> 01:28:51,288
Sorry, Billy, but the Code's not for cowards.
1183
01:28:51,399 --> 01:28:53,493
-But, Reb!
-Take him away!
1184
01:28:56,109 --> 01:28:58,168
And you know what to do with him!
1185
01:28:59,014 --> 01:29:01,915
-You mean...
-Yup!
1186
01:29:02,087 --> 01:29:05,387
Ki-yi, big doings
1187
01:29:05,494 --> 01:29:08,088
No more killing
Got the villain
1188
01:29:08,199 --> 01:29:11,499
Hey, all you roaring cowboys
Ain't this a pretty sight?
1189
01:29:11,606 --> 01:29:14,803
Red garters on a dancing girl
We'll have a time tonight
1190
01:29:15,013 --> 01:29:18,142
Ki-yi, big doings
1191
01:29:18,253 --> 01:29:21,621
I never had a gal
My horse has been my pal
1192
01:29:21,727 --> 01:29:23,525
And we been raising lots of heck
1193
01:29:23,631 --> 01:29:24,655
Ain't this a lovely day?
1194
01:29:24,766 --> 01:29:27,758
But now I think I'm ripe
And you're the gingham type
1195
01:29:27,872 --> 01:29:30,136
To drop the noose around my neck
1196
01:29:30,243 --> 01:29:34,043
With a dime and a dollar
And a whoop and a holler
1197
01:29:34,151 --> 01:29:36,848
You're a lucky son of a gun
1198
01:29:36,957 --> 01:29:39,824
It was closer than I thought
1199
01:29:39,930 --> 01:29:42,900
And my "No sir” nearly brought
1200
01:29:43,102 --> 01:29:46,436
Years of bitter ache
What a break
1201
01:29:46,542 --> 01:29:49,307
I did not make
That big mistake
1202
01:29:49,415 --> 01:29:53,409
Oh, lover, this is greater
than I thought
1203
01:29:53,523 --> 01:29:56,288
Ki-yi, big doings
1204
01:29:56,529 --> 01:29:59,555
Ladykiller, that's my way
1205
01:29:59,803 --> 01:30:02,534
Ladykiller, that's what they say
1206
01:30:02,642 --> 01:30:06,101
With a Ki-yi, big doings
1207
01:30:06,215 --> 01:30:08,707
We're a-heading for a wedding
1208
01:30:10,156 --> 01:30:14,184
I'm glad you had those good intentions
1209
01:30:16,068 --> 01:30:20,266
Now I'll never Jet you go
1210
01:30:20,543 --> 01:30:24,502
I believe in all your good intentions
1211
01:30:27,625 --> 01:30:30,788
'Cause I Jove you so
1212
01:30:35,641 --> 01:30:38,804
Ki-yi, big doings